i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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