It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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