I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
that may or may not have been my penis.
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