playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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