i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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