I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
what is it with giant penises always finding me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
