okay pat passed out under dana's car
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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