Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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