I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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