You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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