i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
operation harelip BJ is a go
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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