I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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