North Korea, Best Korea!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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