It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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