; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
