there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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