That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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