Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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