My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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