Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize
