Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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