We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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