Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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