ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
handjob tips. give me some.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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