i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
