if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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