There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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