I need help removing her.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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