I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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