Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My hand turned me down
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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