i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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