anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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