is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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