For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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