I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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