when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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