look no pants
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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