is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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