Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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