He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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