I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Quick, to the slutcave!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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