the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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