I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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