He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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