Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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