So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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