i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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