Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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