I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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