Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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