What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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