I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
