Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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