Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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