I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Help. Why am I so naked?
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